Monday, 14 July 2008

God's MSN

God’s MSN, are you online now?

In these days, we guys mostly use MSN messenger (or AIM, YAHOO, Skype, ICQ etc. Oh! They are countless instant message programs!) to contact with our friends, colleagues, family etc. It’s really convenient to stay in touch with people around you!

You know what? The Heavenly God had His own MSN too! It's awesome huh? Yeah! It's true, and I am going to tell you the most excited news----You are in His contact lists! He added you before you know Him. So have you already accepted His request?

It depends on you! OK, now I am going to show all of you this amazing instant messenger-God's MSN!

1. What your status now?

Are you online, away, busy, or offline? Whatever your status is, God is always online, and He's always waiting for you coming online, and He even gets online just because of YOU! Oh! I forgot to tell you that you can set your status Help! In temptation, In the desert! Once he sees this, He'll soon rescue you! Make good use of it! Um….frankly, you won't see Him online always, not because He doesn't come online, He just “appears offline” to test you. So don't get so upset when you don't see Him, instead, keep waiting for Him, know that His absence is just used to produce your patience and perseverance!

2. His Display Name

He mostly sets his display name like

“I am who I am” (Exodus 3:14),”

I will take you as my own people, and I will be your God. Then you will know that I am the LORD your God, who brought you out from under the yoke of the Egyptians.”(Exdus6:7),

“Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest.”(Matthrew11:28),

“I am the LORD, and there is no other; apart from me there is no God. I will strengthen you, though you have not acknowledged me.”(Isaiah 45:5),

We had to celebrate and be glad, because this brother of yours was dead and is alive again; he was lost and is found.”(Luke15:31)

3. His Display Picture

Oh! He loves varieties! Sometimes He uses natural scenes as His DP, these are all His masterpieces! No matter it's just a drop of dew or great mountains, they all show that His image and His wonder! The other times, He uses a babe's smile to remind you to be like a child, with the simplest faith! He uses a big hand image to remind you, be anxious about nothing, your hands are small but with His big hands, you can do everything! He uses your image as His DP to tell you that how much he loves you, you are always on his mind, and you are the apple of His eye!

4. Personal message

Do you often use this function? Yeah, you can set your personal message here, and the cool thing is you can also turn on “what I am listening to”, so people can know what you’re listening from it! So guess what's God listening to? Oh! You got it! He’s listening to His children’s prayer requests ALL THE TIME! He has heard your prayer and seen your tears! Always remember that a delay is not a denial, wait for Him, he knows the best time to do what you’ve asked! For His thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways His ways! As the heavens are higher than the earth, so are His ways higher than your ways!

5. God’s MSN Today

Oh! He’s always focusing on peoples souls; especially on those don’t know Him like people who live in 10/40 window! Since He gives you the perfectly free will, you can choose whether to display it when you sign in!

6. Winks

The sunshine is His winking at you! Look at the twinkling stars, they’re His blinking eyes! Behold! The moon is His big smile to you! Isn’t it beautiful!

7. Chat history

Absolutely, He has saved all the chat history to check when you will fulfill your vows, to enjoy your growing process! Haha! That's what He often does when you are not online!

8. Send Files

Send His word to you! His word is a lamp to your feet, and a light for your path! Your daily bread!

9. Game

Like fighting against Goliath, circling the walls of Jericho, entering into the land of Canaan and so on! It’s really exciting! You don’t have to worry about losing the game, have no fear of them, for the Lord your God will be fighting for you!

10. Invite

Oh! This function is absolutely needed! He's always inviting people to His kingdom! He is patient with you, not wanting anyone to perish, but everyone to come to repentance! Make good use of this; invite whoever you know to heaven! What are you waiting for? INVITE NOW!

11. Get It Free!

Oh! Come on! It’s totally FREE!

To use Gods MSN messenger, you need to baptize first then register an e-mail address with Heaven Passport! If you already have e-mail address, you're already registered!

12. Download now!

Click John3:16!!!

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

Congratulation! You've installed it now!

For with the heart man has faith to get righteousness, and with the mouth he says that Jesus is Lord to get salvation. (Roman10:10)


James said...

Ha, it's a long blog...
very 鬼马 :- )

Eunice Soo said...

Hei, this is good man...真的很符合现在的电脑时代说法, 哈~~

Skywalker Anakin said...

It's a fantastic idea to getin touch with God, I will love to do that, sign me in men!